WTF: South Africa Universities Set To Introduce B.Sc In Witchcraft

According to reports making rounds, South African Minister of Higher Education and Training, Blade Nzimande has announced plans to have witchcraft included in the curriculum from 2018, giving students who wish to get an education on witchcraft the chance to do so in the country’s universities.

The minister made this known while addressing representatives from student unions around the country, adding that the introduction of the course is aimed at learning skills which are peculiar to people who practice witchcraft.

 Announcing the bizarre move, he urged future university entrees to consider taking Witchcraft as a course. .

Hear him: “There is a lot we can learn from witchcraft, like how they fly in that winnowing basket. Imagine if we learn that skill. It will eradicate traffic jams and everyone will just get in their basket and fly. It also means we will not be importing fuel anymore.” He said...

* I can just imagine what the Certificate will read*